They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
