I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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