Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We have started to decorate penises.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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