What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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