Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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