Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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