I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Someone shit on the floor
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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