He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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