Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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