im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
