Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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Terrible idea I love it
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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