Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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