Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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