This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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