Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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