So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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