But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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