I like to think it a success when the cops are called
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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