I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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