you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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