Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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