He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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