with your own penis?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
