Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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