How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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