I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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