I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?