Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
17 Exes Admit Why They Were Crazy In Their Past Relationship
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
These 25 Teachers Said Horrible Things to Their Students
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.