even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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