I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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