living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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