I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
True strength comes from lack of pants
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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