You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
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As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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