you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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