He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
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it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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