Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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