I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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