I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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