Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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