we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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