I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
