I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Will exercising make me less horny?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
