It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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