im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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