Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
