Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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