She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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