If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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