I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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