I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i love accidental penises.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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