She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Yay
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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