I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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