Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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