i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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