Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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