Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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